Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Is there such a thing....

as Clean Lingerie?

*Note: If you are offended by lingerie, stop reading and skip to the next post, I won't be offended.*

So, I took a trip to Utah last week to turn in my final project/portfolio for school and decided to spend some time with friends and family. On my way down to Provo, I pass this very intriguing billboard that says...

His and Hers married lingerie

Delightful I understand, tasteful-well of course, but clean-I've never heard lingerie called clean. The thought that came into my head was that they must be white, with sleeves, knee length, and most definitely not sheer or see through. How do you think Mormon wives have so many kids, by covering themselves up? I don't think so. If there was any truth to that last statement, however I would back it up with facts. Unfortunately, I just thought it was funny.
Last vent: When you are married, anything is clean
  • Something see-through
  • Something not white, could be red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, black, brown, and every other color in a box of 64 crayons (except that weird macaroni and cheese color might be a little weird-your hubby comes home and you say "hey babe... I'm wearing mac and cheese tonight")
  • a G-string
  • Even a cop and waitress outfit, or santa and helper outfit, or doctor and nurse, just whatever your mind comes up with is clean.

The Best Update Ever!

It's true...I'm done with my bachelor's degree. I finished and turned in my very last assignment (AKA really gigantic project) last Monday, the 8th. I'm just really late at posting this wonderful message. I can finally stay at home with Cameron. I'm signed up to substitute teach, which I might do if we are tight on money. Well were always tight, but what I mean is if I want some extra money to spend or we can't buy food or something. Otherwise, I'll be right here at home. Yea for being done!